Does anyone know Kerry's stance on:... Well, let's just pretend.

Illegal drug issues
If you can the drug laws, they wont be illegal.

Gay marriage
Why not? My wife and I are as chipper as can be!

Amnesty for illegal immigrants
Everyone but Indians?

Separation of church and state
With a crow bar... (kinda like Alter boys and... well never mind...)

Death penalty
I kill you, you kill me, it's a hard ass count-ery (to the tune of Barney)

Balancing the federal budget
Good idea, start with the three perscent who own it all!

Outsourcing US jobs overseas
If I get ONE MORE CALL FROM BOMBAY asking why I can't pay my visa bill....

NAFTA
Ever wonder why you can sell a Mexican lorry in Canada, but there is a $400 terrif on musicians?
Well... I hope that helps you... it helped me!
Vote for Kerry (then impeach him when he wins!)
Oh my
Larry