Sure glad you said "almost", LH. How about:

When you're receiving the Nobel Peace Prize and the King trips over one?
You find one in your beer?
You find one in your toilet -- when you have diarrhea?
You find one in your toilet?
One pops up in the middle of a session -- sticking its head out of the hole it's eaten in your accordion?
One steals your bicycle?
One steals your car?
One steals your girl/boy friend?

No, I can't think of almost any situation that can't be improved by the absence of a groundhog.

Except, of course, for Groundhog Day. Hmmmmm-UM, but they're delicious.