A plague on all your shells.

You are no better than Golapagos Tortoises which, like the terrorists that you all are, tosses heinous bombs and swiftly climbs into the anonymous safety of a protective shell. Alas, banjos are and always have been the absolute best ever since their inception when they were first invented as an I.U.D. for Catherine The Great. The one who pulled them out (so to speak) of their closet (no comment) and found out that they made such heavenly music ought to have statues erected (no pun in-ten-did) all over the world in their honor, and these ought to be made un-pull-down-able unlike all the monuments to those actual twats like Generalisimo Franco, Mussolini, Martin Gibson, Hitler, Saddam, and various other shrubs--(and you know who you are).

As I said, banjos are the best and they are in need of a few good men (and I guess women too) to rise, as if my Viagra's magic, to their defense.

I have started a new thread to accomplish this good thing that is, to my way of thinking, devoutly to be wished!!!!!!!

Love,

Art Thieme