a Tea Party would be loverly! I always like having more before I have had any -

The time distortion effects can get confusing though -

yes - recent advances in N-dimensional geometry is why every door and window of the Tavern opens onto a different location - and sometimes multiple locations! It also explains why I can store so much food in the countertop bar 'fridge that is only 18 inches cubed in external dimension. (hell fitting a moa drumstick through the door though)

there's a estivating dormouse behind the counter - will that do instead of a hairy nosed wombat?