Well, gol danged, Bill. I jus got off the phone wid by couszin Rufus wyho, as you may know lives up the holler wid his wife, Retha May, in their half a double wide. I know, yer asking what does a hillbilly know 'bout global warmin' and Iz here to say it was right hot this affernoon.

How hot was it, Bobert.

Well accordin' to my cozin Rufus, it's hotter than a whore in the 'lectric chair...

So, we figgures that we collectively think that somethin' going on out there. And Rufus says that Clinton has a hot air machine and that when he ain't out messin' round wid any womanz wid a pulse he's runnin' that hot air machine jus tryin' to stir up trouble for President Cheney...

Well, that's what my cozin Rufus says an' he's a purdy smart boy fir a hillbilly that is.

Now Iz even wonderin' my ownseff 'bout that grobal warmin'. Ya know ya never heared much 'bouyt it until Clinton came along...

That's our story for now, Bill.

Hey to Rita from the boyz...

Bobert