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Thread #71488   Message #1223227
Posted By: GUEST,MCP
11-Jul-04 - 08:32 AM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: Loose Shoes (parody of Cab Calloway)
Subject: Lyr Add: LOOSE SHOES
I haven't looked for the song author, but I'd imagine it's not an original Cab Calloway song, but written specially for the movie (which from the few reviews I've seen wasn't good at all).

The movie seems to be available. If you look at the IMDb Entry for Loose Shoes (1980) - look at the link to Merchandising and you'll find links to videos.

Oh, and the words are available at: www.anna.is Song of the week - Loose Shoes. I don't normally copy songs from other sites to Mudcat, just post the link, but as this is listed as a "Song Of The Week" I'll make an exception. The words from there are below.

Mick



LOOSE SHOES

Well I woke up this afternoon and I felt that everything was pretty much okay
(That's good)
And I made love to my baby, in my usual way
(That's even better)
I tried to put on my shoes, they were too tight, they would not fit
Then I went to use the convenience and I almost froze my toes...

Here's how it goes....

A-one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight...

Now I'm returning my Nobel Peace Prize
All my Oscars crowd my Pulitzer Prize
Some folks look at my medals with greed
I just laugh at them all and say all I really need is, well....

Tight pussy, loose shoes and a warm place to shit
Tight pussy, loose shoes and a warm place to shit
Tight pussy, loose shoes and a warm place to shit
(That's it?)
That's it

Now I don't want a new Cadillac
And I don't care if I sit in the front or the back
You can keep your daughter unless she's real young
Cause those rumors are true and I'm really hung on what...

...boys...
Tight pussy, loose shoes and a warm place to shit
Tight pussy, loose shoes and a warm place to shit
Tight pussy, loose shoes and a warm place to shit
(That's it?)
That's it

Now you won't find me in a watermelon patch
Out with the boys digging up some scratch
Just to buy some muggles well maybe some hash
And I'm not usually invited to the Republican bash...

..unless they got... Well you know...

Tight pussy, loose shoes and a warm place to shit
Tight pussy, loose shoes and a warm place to shit
Tight pussy, loose shoes and a warm place to shit
(That's it?)
That's it

Tight pussy, loose shoes and a warm place to shiiiiiiiiiiiiit