The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #71463   Message #1223695
Posted By: Hrothgar
12-Jul-04 - 05:33 AM
Thread Name: BS: the cattiest of all 'Catter threads
Subject: RE: BS: the cattiest of all 'Catter threads
How to make a cat bark:

Soak it in petrol and put a match to it.

It goes "Woof!"