Martin:

It has come top my attention that you are not yet in compliance with my earlier instructions to you to go piss up a rope.
Should you continue on this course of noncompliance, be advised that this office will take appropriate action, including, but not limited to, prosecution in a court of law.

For your convenience in understanding what is expected in response to this notification, please see the simple step by step instructions below.

1. Find rope.
2. Hold, hang, nail, tie, secure or otherwise place rope above your head, hanging downward.
3. Remove urinary device (if locatable by you) from any garments that would impede flow.
4. Point urinary device upward along the axis defined by hanging rope.
5. Direct flow of urine up same rope until available supply of urine is consumed in this process..

Please advise this office when you have completed these instructions.


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