Hey - they've printed the new menu up...

MudCat Tavern Menu
all charges to Bert's Credit Card

Comfort Food
57 pounds

Any form of alcohol
57 pounds

Barbecued Roast of Extinct Animal
57 pounds


Any form of Caffiene
57 pounds

Any form of alcohol with caffiene
25 pence

profredding - free

Lyrical Lasagna (vegetarian)
1 shilling

Melodic Minestrone
(by the pint-pot; half-pint; gill; half-gill; or nipperkin)
half-pence