"Should another Catter attempt to pick the same date he or she will be punished by having to read every post that Teribus has posted!!!"

Christ! Now there's a sick idea. It's inhuman! How would you enforce such a brutal punishment, Bobert?

Okay, I think you're onto something here...but there's only one problem...and due to that one problem I am predicting that the capture you are anticipating will, in fact, not occur! Not at all.

You know why?

They're not looking for "Osoma". They're looking for Osama. Osama Bin Laden. At least they say that's who they're looking for, and they wouldn't lie, right? :-)

Now, I know about this guy Osoma...he's a Persian rug seller in Beirut. He's as unimportant as last week's Albuquerque Herald. Nobody would want to bother capturing him, believe me, and it wouldn't help Bush get elected.

So I'm predicting it won't happen.