...Your wrist goes flop and yer 'and drops off have yer ever 'ad yer 'and in a mangle..

You had dishes in your house??? We took slates off the roof to eat our food off - and that was if it wasn't raining . It rained for a week wi'out stopping once and we nearly starved. Good job there was some mouldy cheese on the mouse trap to keep us goin,