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Thread #71618   Message #1226122
Posted By: muppett
15-Jul-04 - 11:04 AM
Thread Name: BS: Doctor's notes
Subject: BS: Doctor's notes
Actual writings on hospital charts by Doctors

1 Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year
2 On the 2nd day the knee was better and on the 3rd it disappeared
3 She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until she got a divorce.
4 Botn breasts are equal & reactive to light & accommondation
5 Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
6 The lab test indicated abnormal lover function
7 The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993
8 Disharge status, alive but without permission
9 The patient refused autopsy
10 Patient has left white cells at another hospital
11 Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only 40 pound weight gain in the past 3 days
12 Patient had waffles for breakfast & anorexia for lunch
13 She is numb from her toes down
14 While in ER, she was examined, X rated & sent home
15 The skin was moist & dry
16 Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches
17 Skin, somewhat pale but present
18 The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor
19 Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Blank who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree
20 Large brown stool ambulating in the hall
21 Patient has 2 teenage children, but no other abnormalities.

Has anyone got any more?