Greetings everyone,

I already have almost every book published that has bawdy songs in them -- and a few manuscripts that have never been published. I seek people to SING for me the bawdy songs that they know.

You can email me directly at John AT Mehlberg D-O-T com

I do not make any money from this project and all songs sung, with your permission, will be public domain. Here is an example of bawdy songs that I have recorded.

Field Recording - John Mehlberg Collection - See Notes.

• Digital Recording -Tom "Fuk Stik" Tarka - 2004.05.07
  • A Frenchman Went To The Lavatory  Size: 59KB  Time: 0:19
  • 'gina [Dina]  Size: 52KB  Time: 0:17
  • A Is For A [Song With Description]  Size: 796KB  Time: 4:25
  • All Australians Are Born Illegitimate  Size: 53KB  Time: 0:17
  • Anthony Roley  Size: 318KB  Time: 1:46
  • Are You Going To Get A Hard-on (It's Rising Now)  Size: 21KB  Time: 0:07
  • Are You Going To Get A Hard-on (So Suck Me Off)  Size: 18KB  Time: 0:06
  • As I Was Walking [fragment]  Size: 98KB  Time: 0:32
  • Asshole [A Soldier I Will Be]  Size: 29KB  Time: 0:09
  • Balls To Mr. Bangelsteen  Size: 107KB  Time: 0:35
  • Balls To Mr. Bangelstein [Singer: John Mehlberg]  Size: 234KB  Time: 1:18
  • Bang Bang Lulu  Size: 39KB  Time: 0:13
  • Barcelona  Size: 108KB  Time: 0:36
  • Charlotte The Harlot Lay Dying  Size: 80KB  Time: 0:26
  • Come Sit On My Face If You Love Me [fragment]  Size: 41KB  Time: 0:13
  • Days Of The Week  Size: 765KB  Time: 4:15
  • Dina Won't You Blow Me  Size: 56KB  Time: 0:18
  • Do Your Balls Hang Low  Size: 24KB  Time: 0:08
  • Doggies Meeting [with Performance Notes]  Size: 344KB  Time: 1:54
  • Edge Of Creation [Mrs. Murphy]  Size: 56KB  Time: 0:18
  • Follow The Hash  Size: 62KB  Time: 0:20
  • Fuck A Duck A Female Duck  Size: 180KB  Time: 1:00
  • Gang Bang  Size: 78KB  Time: 0:26
  • Get It Up, Get It In, Get It Out [attrib. to "Sex Toy and Rose Eh" Toronto HHH]  Size: 39KB  Time: 0:13
  • Glorious Victorious [chorus only]  Size: 31KB  Time: 0:10
  • God Bless My Underpants  Size: 54KB  Time: 0:18
  • Have It You Way [parody Of Burger King Commercial]  Size: 48KB  Time: 0:16
  • He Ought To Be Publicly Pissed On  Size: 18KB  Time: 0:06
  • He's The Horses Ass [He Takes It Up The Ass]  Size: 87KB  Time: 0:29
  • Head Who Said Head [with Additional Verse]  Size: 129KB  Time: 0:43
  • Hello Penis My Old Friend  Size: 277KB  Time: 1:32
  • Here's To Them They Are Blue [down-down Song]  Size: 28KB  Time: 0:09
  • Hitler Has Only Got One Ball  Size: 28KB  Time: 0:09
  • I Love My Gal [variant tune]  Size: 46KB  Time: 0:15
  • John Thomas  Size: 300KB  Time: 1:40
  • Jr. Birdman [With Performance Notes]  Size: 325KB  Time: 1:48
  • Lady In Red  Size: 126KB  Time: 0:42
  • Lassie With The Black Hairy Assie  Size: 144KB  Time: 0:48
  • Last Night I Stayed Up Late To Masturbate  Size: 102KB  Time: 0:34
  • Leprosy [fragment]  Size: 100KB  Time: 0:33
  • Lil Lived In A House Of Ill Reputey  Size: 194KB  Time: 1:04
  • My Girls A Vegetable  Size: 74KB  Time: 0:24
  • Nancy Brown [Rolling Down The Mountain]  Size: 271KB  Time: 1:30
  • Nellie 'awkins  Size: 452KB  Time: 2:30
  • Periwinkle Song  Size: 119KB  Time: 0:39
  • Pubic Hairs  Size: 37KB  Time: 0:12
  • Pull Back My Four Skin For Me  Size: 51KB  Time: 0:17
  • Put Your Left Leg Over My Shoulder  Size: 26KB  Time: 0:08
  • S & M Man [with Performance Notes]  Size: 227KB  Time: 1:15
  • S-c-r-o-t-u-m  Size: 51KB  Time: 0:17
  • Sex Is Boring Pain Is Fun  Size: 61KB  Time: 0:20
  • She's A Little Sex Pot  Size: 87KB  Time: 0:29
  • Singing In The Rain Hash Version  Size: 560KB  Time: 3:06
  • Suck Swallow Hurl [Alternative To Why Are We Waiting]  Size: 19KB  Time: 0:06
  • Take It In Your Hand Mrs. Murphy [Down Down And Variant]  Size: 71KB  Time: 0:23
  • The Balls Of O'Leary  Size: 81KB  Time: 0:27
  • The British Grenadier  Size: 67KB  Time: 0:22
  • The Button Factory  Size: 209KB  Time: 1:09
  • The Color Song  Size: 123KB  Time: 0:41
  • The Engineer's Song [with Performance Notes]  Size: 291KB  Time: 1:37
  • The Girl From Baltimore [with Commentary And Performance Notes]  Size: 437KB  Time: 2:25
  • The Little Brown Mouse  Size: 80KB  Time: 0:26
  • The Lobster  Size: 218KB  Time: 1:12
  • The Monks Of Saint Bernard  Size: 73KB  Time: 0:24
  • There Was A Little Bird No Bigger Than A Turd  Size: 200KB  Time: 1:06
  • This Is Your Down Down Song It Isn't Very Long  Size: 12KB  Time: 0:04
  • Twinkle Twinkle Little Hasher [fragment]  Size: 32KB  Time: 0:10
  • Up Jumped The Monkey From The Coconut Grove  Size: 65KB  Time: 0:21
  • Vagina In The Morning  Size: 43KB  Time: 0:14
  • Walking Down Canal Street  Size: 140KB  Time: 0:46
  • We've Got Virgins At Our Hash  Size: 30KB  Time: 0:10
  • When I Was A Little Girl I Had A Little Thing  Size: 262KB  Time: 1:27
  • When The End Of The Month Rolls Along  Size: 115KB  Time: 0:38
  • Whip It Out At The Ball Game  Size: 134KB  Time: 0:44
  • Why Was He Born So Beautiful [One Ball Variant]  Size: 26KB  Time: 0:08
  • Why Were They Born So Beautiful [Long Version]  Size: 42KB  Time: 0:14
  • Why Were They Born So Beautiful [Medium Version]  Size: 35KB  Time: 0:11
  • Why Were They Born So Beautiful [Short Version]  Size: 24KB  Time: 0:08
  • Why Were They Born So Beautiful [Three Parts Complete]  Size: 69KB  Time: 0:23
  • You Can Go Get Fucked  Size: 183KB  Time: 1:01
  • Zulu Warrior [Two Versions]  Size: 34KB  Time: 0:11