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Thread #64138   Message #1226655
Posted By: Bobert
15-Jul-04 - 11:16 PM
Thread Name: BS: Extreme Nicotine Withdrawal Help
Subject: RE: BS: Extreme Nicotine Withdrawal Help
All right, Iz atayed outta this danged thread 'bout as long as I can....

You wanta quit smokin'? Like when? Now? Okay, I'm sending you a 12 guage shotgun and one shell... Get it? No? Well, when it arrives yer smokin' habit will be over... Jus' stcik the shell in the shotgun, pick a peaceful place and....

Oh, you don't wanta quit smoking now? Fine, keep it up, you'll get the same place as the shotgun was gonna get you except after a lot of misery...

Oh you don't like that option either???

Then go lock yerself in the bathroom, look yer pitiful butt in the mirror and say "Hey, I don't smoke no more", "I'm not a smoker", "Smokin' in fir loosers".... etc., etc.....

Tilt!!!

Game over....

No other options.................

I'd say "Good Luck" but it ain't about luck....................

Bobert
(Been there & 17 years without a cigarette)