after the style of:'What does the Deep Sea say?'

Chorus:
Tell me, where does the ship's dog shit?
Where does the ship's dog shit?
Though immaculate in grooming when evacuation's looming
into the head he doesn't fit.


Rover was a good sailin' dog
Well, Rover was a good sailin' dog
He could smell the way to shore in the thickest bank of fog
Rover was a good sailin' dog