Give a freak a ride

Reunite Gondwanaland (an old geologist joke)

Proud parent of a crazy-ass militia member.

I didn't vote for his daddy, either (but that means nothing outside of Texas)

Don't blame me, I voted for Willie Nelson.

My mother once got us to a friend's Quaker wedding on the Rice University campus (incredibly confusing if you aren't familiar with it) by following the bumper stickers, "Quakers: Witnesses for Peace since 1660", "Practice Random Acts of Kindness and Senseless Beauty" (or whatever the wording should be), several Darwin fish, "Clinton/Gore" or "Vote Democrat".