The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #67948 Message #1228223
Posted By: John MacKenzie
18-Jul-04 - 12:56 PM
Thread Name: BS: In every thread someone has to be last!
Subject: RE: BS: In every thread someone has to be last!
As he rode up on his hobby-horse, waving his freshly ground axe, with his faithful doggerel by his side, "A verse, a verse, my kingom is averse" he said. While the announcer cried out, "The quatrain now arriving at platforms 5,6,7,8, and 9, is coming in sideways" All together they sang.... I could write a sonnet About your old car's bonnet And of the hood that's on it To o'fender you all.
My other poem is a limerick
There was a young couple from Pitlochry Who were having it off in the rockery When she found he was done, before she'd begun She said, "That's not a fuck, it's a mockery.