1. My oil services company can increase profits by 800%.
2. My war materiel firm can increase profits by 1100%.
3. My environmentally poisonous effluent won't be regulated any more.
4. My million dollar tax bill will be decreased again.
5. My manufacturing firm can move more jobs overseas and still receive a taxbreak.
6. My energy brokerage company can swindle the life savings of many more little old ladies.
7. My crooked corporation will continue to have enormous influence with judicial officials and politicians.
8. My company can continue to utilize the country's natural resources without having to pay for them or clean up the mess afterwords.
9. My corporation can buy up even more radio and TV stations to minimize the chance that the media will ever expose my illegal activities.
10. My religious beliefs can be shoved down the throats of all the rest of the country's population.

That's only 10 reasons, its easy to see why Shrub gets so many corporate donations.