Well, if you insist...;^)

1)..... Because my pork barreled subsidies of military contractor dollars have all gone up my nose, and I'm feeling that kinda 'need' to have a little more...

2).....Because the agression I feel towards the kind people of the world might make me look like the barbarian that I am... if Cheney isn't there to back me up.

3).....Because all the people that I've set up and slandered have been comparing notes...

4).....Because I'd have to change my mutual fund away from the 'Fortune Five Hundred' and that would make me very uneasy...

5).....Because I find peace and prosperity quite simply... nauseatingly boring.

6).....Because Bush is God's personal messenger on earth, and I'm not ready to be a satan worshiper...

7).....Because I find that when the media reports all sides of the 'big picture' issues, and actually encourages people to engage themselves politically, I start to show serious signs of impotence...

8).....You can suck up to your psycho friends and tell them not to hit you or be angry with you 'cuz you voted their way, ok? ...Thanks, Amos

9).....Because I like being better than the rest of the world... especially those pathetic Euopeans...

10).....Because porn is an excellent way to entertain great thoughs of mutual understanding between the sexes here at home, and between cultures abroad...

"It's a slam dunk, Mr. President"
ttr

11.).....so we can have the pleasure of impeaching him? Naw... that's too harsh and premeditated.... and time consuming.