In addition (or agreement) with the above. . . .

1. Deep depression that even Prozac won't alleviate.
2. Suicidal tendencies (but perhaps this is the same as #1).
3. Deep, abiding hatred for humanity and life in general.
4. To bring about the Apocalypse as soon as possible (Hmm. Very similar to #3).
5. Rampant, all consuming GREED!
6. Owning stock in Halliburton (actually, that's probably a repeat of #5).
7. Appalling gullibility.
8. Watching Fox News exclusively (but that's just an example of #7).
9. Being an "Unreconstructed Rebel" (redneck) and wanting vengeance for the South losing the Civil War.
10. Having a massive hard-on for Condoleezza Rice.

That's all I can come up with so far. I'll work on it.

Don Firth