The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #71700   Message #1228372
Posted By: kendall
18-Jul-04 - 04:36 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: Alternative to 'Happy Birthday'
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Alternative to 'Happy Birthday'
Why was he/she born so beautiful,
Why was he/she born at all?
He's/she's no bloody use to anyone
No bloody use at all.

He/she ought to be publically pissed on
He/she ought to be publically shot
And put in a public urinal
And left there to fester and rot.
Then the Volga song