Guest, judge dread:

Eat my shorts on rye toast.

Don, Have no idea what a Lutheran is either. Was it started by Lex Luther? Or Luther Van Dross. Wait, I think it was Luther Perkins, who was Johnny Cash's original boom-chucka-boom guitarist.

They don't teach that story in any of the religious schools I've been affiliated with.

Who gives a crap about wine, or in your case whine. Being a wine con-noyser doesn't impress me in the slightest.