Whack! Smack! The beat goes on between Marty and Don. Okay, just who is getting a bigger laugh out of who here? That's the real question.

Amos, I have it on good authority that the Christ has already come back any number of times. Some people at the WSSBA think that he is presently incarnated as William Shatner. I wouldn't go that far, but I can understand people being that impressed by His Kirkness of course...because he is so...charismatic. Still, I think Shatner's mission differs from that of Jesus or Buddha or other such avatars in certain key areas which are fairly obvious...and that is why I am going to spare you by not listing all of them at this time.