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Thread #71723   Message #1228913
Posted By: GUEST,Barrie Roberts
19-Jul-04 - 09:34 AM
Thread Name: Know of any masturbation songs?
Subject: RE: Know of any masturbation songs?
Isn't 'Hanging Johnny' a dual-purpose worksong? Then there's the 'Christopher Robin' parody:

Little boy kneels by the lavatory pan,
Clutched in his hand is his little old man,
Flippety, floppety into the tank,
Christopher Robin is having a wank.