"Mirror, Mirror On the Wall...."

Legend has it that there is a bar in New York City
where, in the Ladies Room, there is a very special
mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the
truth, one is granted a wish. However, if one tells a lie,
*POOF* one is instantly swallowed up by the mirror,
never to be seen again.

A redhead of questionable looks walks into the Ladies
Room, stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm
the most beautiful woman in the world."

*POOF* The mirror swallows her.

Next, a rather large brunette stands before the mirror
and says, "I think I'm the sexiest woman alive!"

*POOF* The mirror swallows her.

Later, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde walks into the
Ladies room, stands before the mirror and says,
"I think...."

*POOF*