Mudcat Café message #1229456

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Thread #71697 Message #1229456
Posted By: Bobert
19-Jul-04 - 09:19 PM
Thread Name: BS: Ten top reasons for votin' fir Bush
Subject: RE: BS: Ten top reasons for votin' fir Bush

1. Diebold switches yer vote.

2. Alzheimers.

3. You just inhereted 10,000 shares of Halliburton.

4. Blindness and no brail in the voting booth.

5. Illiteracy.

6. A 3000 foot Jesus appears in yer dream and tells you to.

7. Brownshirt poll observer has gun at yer head.

8. Identity theft.

9. Thought you were ordering plants.

10. You wake up as DougR.

Bobert