Harpgirl:

Aha!! You're actually here to do character studies, huh? A little post-grad data collection? Slumming among the Trpbriand Islanders? Sniffing around the Indigenous Haunts to see what makes the primitives tick?? Sketching the funny hats??? Busted, momma!!

Huh!! I gotcher number, Doctah!! Nobody tell harpgirl the chords you REALLY use, ya hear???    She's a plant!!

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