Note to self: Take advantage of Kendall's sore tooth. He even let a snotty waitress get away with an attitude today. Today, a waitress, tomorrow, Britney Spears (or is it Speers?)

Can't you just see it? A toothless Captain complete with Greek fisherman's cap in the front row with lighter raised screaming for her to autograph his tee shirt?

Wonder if he really could bite someone's head off now that he doesn't have a wisdom tooth? For sure, if I keep this up, I will find out.

SINS, running to Ruby Tuesdays for cover.