To quote a Mad Magazine parody of the old TV show, "The Rifleman": "Ain't nothing quite so peaceful as a dead man."

Maybe he didn't realize the article was a parody????

Using "peace" or "peaceful" 20 times, huh? Let's nominate him for the Nobel Peace Prize! Or sainthood! Yeah! St. George W. Bush, patron saint of Peace!

Naw, can't see the Pope going for that one.