As for the Governor of Whichever Dakota It Was:

PHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBPTTT!

Waddayaknow? He's a politician! And I wonder if he's up for re-election this year.

Just keep them kids butt-naked iggerant. 'Sides, they kin learn that stuff at the street corner, jist like their daddies did. An' they kin marry them girls they git knocked up, jist like their daddies did. And they kin knock their old ladies around and beat their kids, jist like their daddies did. But by then the Gov. will be retired and it won't bother him any.