The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #71815   Message #1231103
Posted By: Peace
21-Jul-04 - 11:46 PM
Thread Name: BS: Pee on your sandwich
Subject: RE: BS: Pee on your sandwich
Ya know, at first I thought this was an insult (from the thread title). Kinda like "piss up a rope." Can the same technology be applied to urine and have it run automobiles? Just curious. Random octane testing; taxes to pay per litre or gallon; quality assurance exams. Or how about watering the garden? Cows can pee a river. Will soldiers now take bovines (?) into the battle area? Have enough from one cow to make a snack for a platoon (or a light brunch). Lotta budential.

"Hello, I'm in the 'ole just next door and I've come to borrow a cuppa."

"Ding, ding. Fill 'er up, please."

Is it good to the very last drop?

"Excuse me, mate. I'm gettin' over a bad dose, and I was wondering if you'd mind . . ." .

MREs (meals ready to eat)--three lies for the price of one.

This thread could GO places.