Sure. He shows up on the occasional weird thread, just in order to fart hugely and offend the aristocracy in places like Twillingsgate amd Boston...but does he acknowledge the witty and urbane PMs that I send him every now and then to brighten up his dull Ohio day?

No!

Therefore I nominate that lameass flatulent mega-mamalucca, Catspaw49, as the most invidious and concupiscent troublemaker in all the Mudcat! He is smegma personified! He deserves to inherit all the remaining unsold stock of those Big Mouth Billy Bass fish-on-a-plaque things that sing when you push the red button. And all the singing and dancing Santa Claus dolls too. Send 'em to Spaw, I say!