Bid! GET THIS BOOK!! I got the last one, and it's worth every cent of the $1,000,000 check I sent to Max! Far superior to anything else you've ever read, including the New and Old Testaments, or anything by Billy Bob Shakespeare, Johnny Grisham, or Danielle Steel!

Here's an excerpt, you'll laugh your socks off:

"...pot heads..." (p. 347).

And the word "the" is used ONLY ONCE on page 25! (I counted, but then I'm no mathematician.)

The binding is as good as it gets, the pagination is more or less accurate, there a only a very few misspellings, the type is clear and easy to read, and the cover art is in color (and in the UK and similar benighted places it spontaneously changes to colour!).

Never before have I read a book like this one! It changed my life, giving it new direction and meaning. I was able to skip steps 2 through 11 on a 12-step program. I embraced the Rapture. It brought me Hope and Joy (and their father, who was totin' a 12 gauge). I won the Utah State Lottery. I haven't smoked since I got it. My skin cleared up. I was able to walk upright. I no longer tangle my fingers in guitar strings. My virility increased a thousandfold, and my age dropped 30 years. I can read and write.

GET THIS BOOK -- CHANGE YOUR LIFE. IT'S THAT SIMPLE.






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