People who have never posted to the Mother of All BS Threads have absolutely no chance of getting a share of the HUGE amount of money that Rapaire is about to receive by virtue of being the grand prize winner in the UK Lottery. Our generous Rapaire has promised to share his good fortune. Word is that he has the checks already made out to all faithful MOABites and is just waiting for the Lottery Commission to transfer the money into his account. You'll never meet anybody that generous on a lyric-request-for-some-totally-obscure-sea-chanty-that's-only-even-been-heard-by-ten-people-in-the-history-of-civilization thread. Only on the MOAB!

It's also the only place where dumb ol' country boys like me gets to have orgies with space aliens who look like Heather Locklear, even though I'm trying hard to forget that there was a Labrador Retriever involved in those orgies as well.

Bruce (Faithful-but-currently-too-damned-busy-to-post-very-often MOABite)