Helooo, today i went to town [hull town centre], and it was a nice hot day, so i went by feet [you can never see parking space for van anyway, and if you do you have to pay parking money]!
anyway, i walked down Marlborough Avenue, and I was eating an Apple, [goverment always saying 2eat fruit etc", and applrs are good, they make you shit, and they good for your'e teeth].
and i ate all my apple, and finished it, and threw the middle bit in the edge of the road-Then one old bloke shouted at me="dont bloddy throw your rubbish in the road, we will get bats", he was going mental, really shouting etc, pisssed me off, i said to him "get lost old bloke and mind your busisness".

How can we get bats from my apple anyway?, silly old bloke!

[maybe fruit bats? ]

I'm a bit deaf,m so he might have said cats, not sure really, wahts wrong with cats anyway?
cats dont eat apples, they eat cat food, silly old bloke!

loads of cats here anyway, [i think they came here for all the fish [loads of fish factorys in hull]

cats dont do any harm, i like cats.

"put your apple in the bin, like every body else!"

blar, blar, blar, to many moany peolle about nowadays.

I will follow him next time, and put my apple rubbish threw his letterbox!

anyway, it could grow into an apple tree, if it does, then the apples off it will be mine, becouse it was my apple.

too msny people trying to make trubble for no reason, and giving you hassle, cant even threw aple on the floor!

silly old bloke!