Well, gol danged!!!

This ain't rocker surgery, folks...

NASCAR, Country Music and Budweirser!!!

Now that's patriotism...

If ya wanta key some guys car wid a "Dean" 'er "Create Peace" sticker on the back, then ya' get extra patriot points...

Not good 'nuff? Sign up to be one of the 20 Bush folks who taunt peace marchers... Now that is patriotism plus...

Not 'nuff fir ya yet? Take two 2 X 4's an bolt 'um to side of yer Chevette and put a couple American flags on 'um to go with the 14 flag deacls you all ready got on the poor ol' Chevette...

Now that's patiotism, fir ya...

Bobert