Well gol danged... Ain't this some perdicament? I was jus' getting ready to go down to my loco gun shop and plunk down a few hunner bucks fir a big ol' Stroker Ace Magnum PI 659 with the extra slinky bore fir smooth action... Yup, I even had that baby on lay away and had me a big ol' real leatherette holster fir it that had fitted with the Slick 300 XT Swivel so that all ya gotta do is look the bad guy in the eye and it automatically locks in on him, swivels and shoots him dead without even having to get up from the table down a the local Walmart cafeteria...

But now?

M Ted is the man! I mean *is* the man!!! Heck, why go spend that dough when I could just steal my couzin Rufus's Chevette, run over a couple of folks, and have a few bucks left over at the end of the night fir a cold 6 pack of Iron City??? I mean, life is good....

I don't know why I didn't think of this myself...

Bobert