You misunderstand the whole concept of the Rupture, Bobert. The Rupture is a rent in the time-space continuum that shall occur when the grain is harvested and the goats are separated from the sheep. It has little or nothing to do with your private parts, but it does have to do with whether you have posted on the MOABST or not! And you have. But you forgot. I think you may just end up in some sort of purgatory for that and have to do penance for awhile. However, in the end you will be saved, and for that I rejoice!