Well, here ya go, Bobert. Copied directly from The Mother of all BS Threads:

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From Bobert
Date: 05 May 03 - 09:07 PM

Yo khanny,

I love ya, brother, and in taht I would like you to do me a favor. Walk down to the bathroom, open the nedicine cabinet, lokk fir the bottle that says "Khanny, take twice a day" and take one tonight and leave the bottle out where you can find it in the morning....

What, are you nuts? Ahhh, strike that question. I mean there's more to BS than actual bull excretions. There are as many excretions as there are animals, people included. This ain't quite like Spiro Agnew's accute observation when he said "Ahhhh, seen one redwood and you've seen 'em all", is it?

Take the danged pill, Khanny! Take the pill....

Bobert

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bobert
Date: 05 May 03 - 10:09 PM

Well, it don't matter if it was Spiro T. or Kenny G. Fact of the matter is that Donnie Rumseld topped 'em all with his "Henny Penny" speech in which he said, and I quote, "Seen one vase an' you seen 'em all!"

Bobert


See? Nobody is dragging you into anything. You're already infected. You have the MOAB virus. It's just been lying dormant in your brain cell for almost fifteen months. Just relax and go with the flow. There's nothing you can do about it. Come on. POST TO THE THREAD! You know you want to do it.