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Thread #71885 Message #1233279
Posted By: Rasener
25-Jul-04 - 05:18 AM
Thread Name: Market Rasen Folk Club Friday July 30th
Subject: RE: Market Rasen Folk Club Friday July 30th
Got up this morning and thought i would put my thoughts into a sort of poem. Never done this before.
The Market Rasen Folk Club Blues
One day I had a dream To start a folk club I did beam I went along to the social club Who said luvely jubbly, just the job
So we got started back in March With much hard work and the occasional fart The singers got quickly to their task Much more from them I couldn't ask
It became apparent very soon These artists sang a lovely tune People came from near and far As the club pulled in the money over the bar
Everybody seemed very happy Until this little chappy Who rose up from the committee And said hang on here we want a bigger fee
Now the organiser said get stuffed The committee they were not chuffed They gave our Les a red card Which he thought was rather hard
These little scheming money makers With brains no bigger than a shred of paper Would not back down on the price And thought our Les was in a vice
But with sleeves rolled up and a big determination Our Les set about finding a new location This proved very difficult and hard to find It was becoming such a bind
Then all of a sudden when out of the blue He found a village hall that would do The people there are very nice They have a bar with drinks at an affordable price
This place is called Walesby Village Hall Where a big welcome will be there for all So come on down you have a choice To come and sing with good cheer and voice
So here's a warning to all those money makers Who want to screw the folk club scene shakers If you can't see the business sense and get smart Stick your business up your arse