In fact, I personally live on the edge of a swamp so it may be weeks before I reach the 4000th post.

Yeah, I can tell you're in a slower climate even than me. We moved out of Columbus a little more than a year ago. We were in Michigan for about six months, and now we're in Alabama (near Columbus). At the rate you're going, you'll probably get the post card we sent you from the Henry Ford Museum in about ten years.