Nah, don't worry, Carol. Mister Sciencehead has just had his pustule penetrated and is spurting lexicon all over the place. It's okay -- it relieves the pressure of too many categorical imperatives striking in the same place at the same time, an occupational hazard in the librarian business. His accusations are just falsehoods gussied up with purple syllables. No biggie.

Relativity is a wonderful thing, but take it too far you shouldn't do.

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