The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418 Message #1234017
Posted By: GUEST,MMario
26-Jul-04 - 12:44 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Stilly River Sage -
Sir or Madam - I thank thee for your kind words, which bring peace to my heart - if I should still have a heart which, being unbodied at the present, I misdoubt - but the sentiments remain still valid. I find myself most perplexed in that I but attempted to speak with my daughter and find myself suddenly transported over the expanse of 400 years into a future I find difficult to imagine. My gracious host has assured me that I shall be returned unto my proper era within the sennight so that I miss not my natural span of years in the afterlife. The Weather described in thy missive seems most pleasantly warm - though I recognize not the placenames? This 'Seattle' and 'Texas' mayhaps would be in Ireland?
william Shatner - sirrah!
It strikes my sensibilities that thou art a braggert and windbag to make the worst behaved playwright of my day appear the most pious monk! Thou art an offense to the senses in all manner. Would that I were alive that I might order you from my presence and that of all right thinking persons.