I believe, Little Hawk, that you have hid behind that cheap shag toupee for long enough. Your fantasy of William Shatner is unhealthy, and you know it. If you will not release this aberrated solution and come forward in your own right to confront your problems and thus rise above them, I will have no choice but to ignore the pseudo-persona which you have so clumsily invented to distract people from noticing your difficulties. I mean this with the best of all possible intentions for your true well-being.

So tell your fat little hand puppet to stop talking to me, 'cuz I ain't listening any more.

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