Forget about Kerry! Forget about Bush. Vote for me. I have returned at the head of the Know Nothing Party, which I last ran for in 1856 (unsuccessfully, due to voting fraud). If elected....no, WHEN elected, I will delay the 3rd World War by at least 10 years. I will eliminate the national debt by abolishing the Bureau of Statistics. I will increase the profitability of liquor companies and breweries by 300% through personally imbibing hugely. I will put a chicken in every pot and a tree on every lot. I will ensure that silly, stupid people receive full equality before the law and are no longer discriminated against by other silly, stupid people. I will protect the USA against foreign-based terrorism by building an impervious transparent carbide dome over all 50 states (Hawaii included). I will annex Canada and use it as a theme park/nature preserve.

Vote Fillmore in 2004!!!!!