Har! Har! ROTFLMAO! So you're "not talking" to Shatner now, Amos? My God, he's going to be just...devastated. :-)

There's nothing unhealthy about my Shatner fantasies, Amos. But there is something unhealthy about someone posting 19 or so times in a row on one thread just so he can get the 4000th post! Think about it. It's compulsive behaviour directed toward a meaningless end. Meanwhile, el ted is posting to every 100th post he can find on any thread whatsoever. More compulsive behaviour! Then you have people consumed for months by the fanatical drive to make Millard Fillmore the most popular president on an insignificant website that manufactures little plastic toy president figures that talk and wave their hands around!

And you say I'm avoiding reality?????? Good God, man, this whole place is becoming a lunatic asylum. Focusing on Shatner is a return to basic family values and the other virtues that once made this a viable civilization.

Sit down with Herr Liebenscheiss, Amos, and have a good long heart to heart talk. Let it all out. Come clean. You'll be glad you did.

- LH (your pal who cares...like Bill Clinton, I feel your pain)