Yore Dear Majesty,

I saw that "Less than 3 months till JOBM Bash!!" thread but I thought "JOBM" stood for "Joyously Opulent Bowel Movement". That'd be a party where all you Mizzippi wankers get together and do a buncha Colonblow and see who can take the biggest dump. Not anything we Floribamians are into.

I apologize for not opening the thread and researching the matter more extensively. I only hope that Joe Offer is not offended by your decision not to host a birthmonth thread for him this year.