The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #60096   Message #1238254
Posted By: The Fooles Troupe
01-Aug-04 - 09:10 AM
Thread Name: Mudcat Bad Writing Contest (Enter Often)
Subject: RE: Mudcat Bad Writing Contest (Enter Often)
Spam is a great source, but I can't be bothered reading it all. Note that improper punctuation, spelling and spacing are important. The last part of the message appears to lack proper grammar as well, but it just could be really bad modern poetry...
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