The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #70500   Message #1238562
Posted By: GUEST,peedeecee
01-Aug-04 - 06:54 PM
Thread Name: BS: Second Joke Thread for 2004
Subject: RE: BS: Second Joke Thread for 2004
The minister asked the congregation to raise their hands if they would
forgive their enemies.

About half held up their hands.

He then repeated his question.

About 80 percent held up their hands.

He then repeated his question.

All responded, except one elderly lady.

"Mrs. Henry, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"

"I don't have any."

"Mrs. Henry, that is very unusual. How old are you?"

"Ninety-three." she replied.

"Mrs. Henry, please come down in front and tell the

congregation how a person cannot have an enemy in the world?"

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, and said,

"I outlived those bitches!"