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Thread #59418   Message #1238639
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
01-Aug-04 - 09:59 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
The captain of a ship can perform marriage ceremonies, right? What about the captains of airliners or the drivers of Greyhound buses. And how big does the boat have to be before the captain is allowed to marry people. I have a paddle-boat in my pond that could, maybe, hold three people. Does that mean I could perform marriages in my paddleboat.

If I had a boat, I'd sail it on the ocean
And if I had a pony, I'd ride it on my boat.
We could all together, go out on the ocean
Me upon my pony on my boat.

Lyle Lovett